I have to start with saying this. Beyonce has a lot of wind machines. Beyonce has really really huge wind machines. Beyonce will never have a drop of sweat on her. The wind machines won’t allow it.

On Sunday July 21st, four days after seeing her husband in concert I got to see Mrs Carter. Beyonce.

Yes I got to see up close the identical choreography from every single one of her videos in the last ten years. Crazy in Love choreography? Check. Single Ladies choreography? Check. Girls rule the World choreography. You know where I am going with this.

Beyonce does this very well, so well people seen to think she is doing ground breaking innovative stuff. Its good, but really its the same routines that she has done on her last tours, but in new outfits and of course more wind machines.

You are probably thinking I didn’t like show, no I actually really really liked it. She looked fabulous and was highly entertaining. The sound was so good, I could barely hear for two days. I should have brought myself to put the earplugs in that were giving to me before the show started.

Lets start at the beginning, no not the 1st song. The 20 min before where we got to see how great B is. We got to see her H&M inspired clothing collection commercial which is no longer available, but whatever its Beyonce on a beach, rolling around in sand. Then we got to see her pepsi commercial. Clearly she got that body from drinking high calorie sugar drinks. Then we got to see Beyonce talk about her working with a charity for girls rights. Probably the same girls that make her H&M clothes, but whatever. Then (yes it hasn’t stopped) we see Beyonce’s mom Tina and all the good work they do for the Goodwill in Houston and around the US (and I guess Canada but that is never mentioned) Tina Knowles goes to the Goodwill in her designer clothes and $2000 handbag to help spread the word about how this helped her years ago. Honestly she touches the clothes on the rack like they are going to give her a terminal illness or something. It is a good way to make the time go by before the show starts.

Then right a 9pm it begins. She rises from the stage in a white one piece. Dancing, saying to crowd “Lets go!, Come on!, Sing with me.” And the wind machines are on full blast. At times your forgot she was indoors. Those really wind machines really work.

She sings about 2-3 songs before it was time for a costume change. I believe she had about 7 changes. Her hits were played, she flew across the arena in a blue bedazzled jumpsuit. (did she see Pink earlier this year. She does the EXACT same think but on human sling shot)

She told us how much she loved Toronto and how lucky she was, In fact we were able to see a 2min video clip about how lucky she really is. Honestly her life is better than yours. I mean do you lounge on a Yacht in the south of France for something to do. I doubt it, but we saw her video of it.

After exactly 1 hour and 50 min, its time to say bye to Beyonce. She enters singing Whitney’s I will always love you then going into Halo. Side note, we all saw what happened when she sang this song in Montreal the next night. The wind machines had enough.

As much as it seems I picked out the negative things about this show. Honestly I love the Divas and Beyonce is one of the best Divas out there. I can’t wait to see it again in December. Hopefully she will be bloated and we can all guess if she is pregnant.

Below are some shots from the show. Taken from the floor beside the main stage